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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"
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"Who built the round table? Sir cumference assisted by Sir cular Huehuehue"
"People who say ""Don't shit where you eat"" have clearly never heard of Chipotle"
"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"
"""i'll be back"" --arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume"
"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."
"Life seems to be like a pushy boyfriend Because even when I'm not in the mood I still seem to get fucked by it"
"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."
"The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker... The oyster shucker shucks between fits!"
"What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle"