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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"
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"Only thing I Iike about kids, is their ability to attract ice cream trucks"
"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"
"My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?"
"I'm shocked... Turns out toasters aren't waterproof."
"Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve."
"Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time."
"My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT."
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."