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Joke of the Day
"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"
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"I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that's when I was asked to leave Costco. THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage"
"Why does Batman think so highly about himself? Bruce Wayne."
"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"What's the shittiest day of the week? Saturday"
"The Dutch have invented a continuously-airborne plane. It never lands."
"I really only know one thing about Ebola. For some reason, it makes you really wanna go to the airport."
"I am not racist I have black shampoo and white conditioner!!"
"Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor"