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Joke of the Day

"How Many Hipsters Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb? A: You probably wouldn't know, it's some really obscure number..."

"I never proof read anything myself Instead, I just sandwich my writings with hateful opinions, post them to Reddit, and read the replies. People seem more than eager to point out my mistakes."

"In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else"

"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."

"I am in the S&M period in my relationship She sleeps, I masturbate."

"what's the cheapest force? centrifrugal"

"I send thank you cards to people that don't invite me to their weddings"

"The American healthcare system ."

"My boss just informed me that ""It's FRIDAY"" is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges"