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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin"

"My son and I play a game where he talks all day and I bang my head against a wall."

"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"

"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11? Because it's an inside yolk"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"

"My wife asked me: ""Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."" I replied: "" I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"""

"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"

"Funny clown joke You know why cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny."

"I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going."