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Joke of the Day
"Funny clown joke You know why cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny."
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"Judging from what most terrifies my cats, when the apocalypse comes it will be heralded by a great rustling of plastic grocery bags."
"Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? Because it was depressed."
"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."
"Even after repeated search attempts, the atom couldn't find its lost electron... Yet, on the brighter side, it remained positive."
"Here's my impression of an average ELI5 post. ELI5 how do you post in ELI5?"
"What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? Teddybear junction."
"Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes? He lost his sense of humerus."
"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"
"What happens if you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up."