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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"
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"The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone ...Meaning the world now has the first official Party time."
"I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office."
"I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I decided to grow a pear."
"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."
"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."
"Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans"
"A one-legged and a blind man are arguing The one-legged man says: ""I'm gonna kick your ass!"". The blind man replies: ""Sure, I'd like to see that!"""
"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"
"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"