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Joke of the Day

"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"

"When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions."

"I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway."

"When is a woman wrong? As long as she is unmarried."

"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."

"Plans to move the Russian Embassy from its current location have had to be postponed. Because Donald Trump won't pull his head out of the new place."

"I just took a poop so black, I sent an Instagram of it to Kim Kardashian and she asked what team it plays for"

"My favorite thing about all the people waiting in line for the new iPhones is for those hours the rest of the world is a better place."

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Have it run across Canada. (maybe only Canadians will get this)"