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Joke of the Day

"Blacks the best colour to wear to a funeral isn't it? Just thinking which rollerblades to wear."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"An elephant never forgets My dick remembers everything."

"A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"What are you doing tonight? Your wife."

"What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old girl? When you're done, you can flip her over and pretend you're having sex with an 8 year old boy..."

"I don't get why supermodels are considered attractive. I mean they have the body of a 12 year old boy, but the face isn't as sexy."

"I don't want to tell you how to run your company, Hostess, but liquidating just as weed becomes legal seems like a bad business decision."

"Whats the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he is Donald Trump."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one to hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."