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Joke of the Day

"Blacks the best colour to wear to a funeral isn't it? Just thinking which rollerblades to wear."

"How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? When you rub your dick on her teddy bear."

"Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life? He had no leg to stand on."

"I went joggin but came back after five minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than five minutes."

"I dropped my phone in the toilet, so I put it in a bowl of rice, and waited for the Asians to come and fix it."

"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."

"Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was."

"Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch? They couldn't fined him."

"Roses are red, Twitter is blue, you look bangable, so I'll follow you"

"Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam."