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Joke of the Day

"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."

"To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: I'm not letting you go..."

"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."

"No thanks, people who hum to themselves. I've seen enough horror movies to know that you probably just killed someone or you're possessed."

"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"

"It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff."

"The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent."

"Mrs Jones: Now remember children travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty muttering: If you're anything to go by that's not all it broadens!"

"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."