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Joke of the Day
"It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff."
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"A giraffes' tongue is 18 inches long. Good thing it's not 12 inches long. Otherwise, it would be a foot."
"What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking? Eh?"
"I won every fight in 1st grade. Not because I was tough, because I was 13."
"In hell the Mariachi band never leaves your table."
"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."
"""The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture"" -TV"
"There once was a guy drawing blood... ...he used a pencillin."
"Just Cuz It Zips Dont Mean it Fits"
"Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !"