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Joke of the Day
"Moms that name their daughters Stacy are the real narcissists."
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"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."
"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"
"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."
"Tower: Hawk 20 is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ Sir. It's only the same pilot."
"Moths are the hobos of the insect world."
"They should put Prince on the $20 bill... They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It's ""The bill formerly known as a twenty."""
"What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose? An olfactory reset."
"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."
"I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH"