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Joke of the Day

"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes."

"I was going to build my own bicycle but I couldn't be bothered... Two tired"

"I don't think I'm ready for the emotional commitment of ordering a Happy Meal."

"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being"

"Why is a wizard so good in bed? Because he is never late, nor is he early. He reaches orgasm precisely when he means to."

"Did you know it's impossible to piss your pants on purpose? It's a weird biological thing"

"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"