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Joke of the Day

"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"

"Scientists discover first gay dinosaur... Its official scientific name is Megasaurass"

"I like TV, I was watching Blue Peter today He's my neighbour with a heart condition who was walking his dog. I asked why he didn't have a pacemaker. He replied ""I can't even keep up with my dog""..."

"Either Chewbacca is in the next stall or someone needs to start adding green leafy vegetables to their diet."

"I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed outside and said ""The ATM machine"" [ c/o /u/jubileo5 ]"

"They say you have safety in numbers... Sure, tell *that* to 6,000,000 Jews. [Source](http://youtu.be/Rzb_p1mRW1M?t=4m48s) I really recommend watching the entire video though, it's hilarious."

"What do you call a gay Jew? He-blew"

"At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it all the time?"

"A Zombie ate Ram's brains... He didn't mind it at all... Silly but original. :P"

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? Cunt-sway-low"