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Joke of the Day

"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"

"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"

"What did the flower couple call their two babies? Poli, Nate"

"I'd rather be chased by a pack of cannibal Oompa Loompas riding hungry velociraptors than go to your kid's Chuck E. Cheese birthday party."

"a lady was like ""can you believe he's 14 months old already"" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day"

"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""

"I'd tell you guys a Casey Anthony joke.. But my mother would kill me."

"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"

"It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. Lol"

"I hate it when I forget to bring my phone in the car and have to read a shampoo bottle while I drive."