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Joke of the Day

"Tower: Hawk 20 is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ Sir. It's only the same pilot."

"A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... ""Don't put that on Facebook!"""

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He ""fell""."

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."

"Did you hear that the coprophiliac Scotsman is engaged to be married? They're so cute together; apparently, it was love at first shite."

"How did ""El Chapo"" escape prison? Joaquin."

"What does Damn Daniel and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it with the white vans."

"Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do."

"People say I'm crazy because I don't enjoy spooning girls I much prefer knifing them."

"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"