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Joke of the Day

"Moths are the hobos of the insect world."

"Did you hear about Klu Klux Kineval? He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller"

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."

"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."

"I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."

"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name."

"Why do gingers get sunburned so easily? It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors"

"*Checks out grocery item* Grocery item: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line? I can Unzip it for you."

"I used to crush cans for a living, didn't like it though... It was soda pressing."