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Joke of the Day
"What was the blacksmith's slogan? ""Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"""
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"What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool? Radish"
"Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint."
"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."
"A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" The man asks ""why?"" The doctor replies ""because i'm trying to examine you."""
"Don't people who say ""cray cray"" realize how stew stew they sound?"
"The reason that there are so many tweets about cats is that people with dogs go outside."
"""i have good news & bad news"" wife: bad news 1st ""the washing machine broke"" wife: and the good news? ""the dogs are clean AF"""
"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"
"[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better."