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Joke of the Day
"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."
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"I heard that the majority of car accidents happen within 15 minutes of home So I decided to move 30 minutes away"
"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."
"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."
"How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos? Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle."
"When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned."
"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."
"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""
"What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen hotshots don't monkey around with me!"
"Levi's commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's"