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Joke of the Day

"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."

"I was gonna make a gay joke. Butt fuck it."

"Being a man means doing what I want, when I want, and not having to answer to anyone. This is my...shit she's coming. To be continued."

"Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up."

"Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape."

"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."

"Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre."

"A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? A cop"

"Do you know why George Washington 's father forgive him? Because Washington still holding the axe"

"Q: Did you ever hear about the rope joke? A: Skip it."