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Joke of the Day

"What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid? TINDERRRRR!!!!"

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value."

"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."

"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"

"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."

"The only sex a priest got on Friday... Was nun!"

"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"

"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap? I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts."