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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"
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"My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down."
"Monica Lewinsky says she's not voting for Hillary if she runs because... ...the last time a Clinton was in the White House it left a bad taste in her mouth!"
"Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit? He was gelded."
"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"
"Why do people say love is like chemistry? Because you can put it in someones drink"
"Woman: ""Can you please call me a taxi?"" Man: ""You're a taxi"""
"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"Current life status - By the time I figure out what nostril is plugged, it jumps to the other side."
"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."