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Joke of the Day

"I tried snorting coke once... but the bubbles kept burning my nose."

"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."

"Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross."

"How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson."

"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"

"Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for"

"""I'm proud to be an American"" ""I'm proud to be American!"" said the American. ""I'm proud to be Canadian!"" said the Canadian. ""I'm proud to be German!"" said the Nazi."

"The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense."

"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."