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Joke of the Day
"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"
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"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"
"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."
"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"
"I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis."
"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."
"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"
"What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff? ""Geronimoo!"""
"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."
"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"