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Joke of the Day
"How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson."
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"Laugh at something on your phone and wait for me to ask what it is. See your grandchildren grow old. Witness the death of the sun."
"What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common? There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!"
"I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help. I told her I don't have the money to hire a hitman."
"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"
"Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!"
"Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them? I don't know where they stand on the issue."
"""You're getting an MFA in English? Wasn't your Bachelor's useless enough for you?"" -second degree burn"
"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"