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Joke of the Day
"How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson."
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"You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !"
"There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire."
"I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high"
"What happens when you put 6 city workers and 6 lesbians in a room together? You get a dozen people who don't do dick"
"At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free. Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that? IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits."
"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."
"My son said, ""Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, 'My life has been a complete failure.'?"" I said, ""Not unless you're standing behind me."""
"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"
"A keyboard walks into a bar He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says ""just put it on my tab."""