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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sick Pokemon? Pikachoo"
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"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Me: did you throw these rocks in my pool? 3yr old son: nope. Maybe they fell out of a rock tree. Me: ok."
"Which popstar cuts down trees? Michael LumberJackson"
"We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time."
"What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer"
"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."
"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."
"DUI checkpoint cop: sir, have u been drinking tonight me: define sir"