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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sick Pokemon? Pikachoo"
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"Bigger Breasts Wife: ""How can I make my breasts bigger?"" Husband: ""Just rub toilet paper between them"" Wife: ""Why would that work?"" Husband: ""It worked on your butt"""
"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"Garbage day. When you find out which neighbors are drunks by how many bottles they throw out holy shit this one still has something in it."
"Don't you hate it when an egg gets stuck in your throat? Luckily, the discomfort is always over easy."
"Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny They're despicable."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter? Because it was too Win+D"
"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"
"What do Polar Bears eat for lunch? Ice Bergers."