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Joke of the Day
"The USB port on this cat doesn't work."
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"I can count on one hand the number of times I've blown four of my fingers off with illegal fireworks."
"One burrito looks at another burrito and says, ""you wanna fight?"" The second burrito says, ""nah"". The first burrito says, ""What are you, chicken?"""
"Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council... ""Why was six afraid of seven?"" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: ""Because nine seven eight!"""
"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."
"What do toilets and humans have in common? You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again."
"So, putting a ""caution wet floor"" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon...."
"My wife said ""vase"" wrong so I corrected her and now we know that it can just barely fit over my head."
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"What is the the Chicken's favorite composer? bach bach bach time to return to /r/TIL"