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Joke of the Day

"A Joke by my Physics Teacher A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building. Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""

"What's the difference between traffic and strawberries? You can eat strawberry jam."

"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"

"What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice? Pao! Pao!"

"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you nail food to the ceiling"

"The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis. It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's."

"Me: I'll write u a haiku! Her: I'm just impressed u know how to spell haiku. Me: *deletes ""how to spell high-koo"" from browser history*"

"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."