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Joke of the Day

"A guy called into work and says, ""Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I'm not coming into work this morning!"""

"If I had a dollar for every gender I could possibly be... I'd have $2.00."

"The first rule of Chinese Whisper Club: Don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub."

"Two silkworms are are racing each other... And they ended up in a tie."

"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."

"I didn't like my beard at first.. Then it started to grow on me"

"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"

"I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting"

"What do you call a party with no Filipino people? A no-Nguyen scenario."

"I went to a concert and the DJ asked us to put our hands in the air Unfortunately, I had forgotten my bag of Lays at home"