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Joke of the Day
"Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor."
Next Joke
"What's best about hiring an immigrant midget? You pay them under the table ;)"
"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."
"You know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."
"I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight I'll let you know."
"GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. ""But what if it's TOO much awesome?"" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities."
"What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !"
"September just ended... Someone should wake up Green Day."
"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."