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Joke of the Day

"Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!"

"1: Steal ice cream van 2: Drive around slowly but never stop 3: Be proud to have helped prepare children for life's many disappointments"

"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."

"How do Super Heroes like their drinks served? WITH JUST ICE!"

"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""

"A man went to the vet for advice to curb his racist dog that kept barking at his Asian neighbour. ""Muzzle him"" the vet advised. The man paused, and exclaimed, ""could be, he does have a big beard"""

"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."

"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"Sometimes, eating road kill Can be a big moose steak"

"At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish"