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Joke of the Day
"What has long ears hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny."
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"Can we please be straight here- when you hit the wrong key by accident, that is a typo. When you can't spell the word, that is NOT a typo."
"*accidentally answers phone call* *pretends to be answering machine*"
"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."
"I don't watch Soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take my friends out to the bar."
"Did you hear that Robert Plant got in a car wreck? Now he's Robert Vegetable."
"Do you have porridge for breakfast? Kevin Bacon"
"Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"