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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."

"It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich."

"How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse"

"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""

"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""

"It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too."

"One of my peers asked me where I saw myself in 5 years. After struggling to come up with an answer, I decided to go get laser eye surgery. Now I've got 2020 vision...."

"My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech."

"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"