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Joke of the Day

"I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat."

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"two cows in a barn One turns to the other and says, ""Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge."" then other cow says ""*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"""
"Me: My computer broke IT guy: What have you tried so far? Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing"
"If you are skydiving and your parachute doesn't open, don't worry You've got the rest of your life to fix it."
"Why do they call them rapeseeds? It's not like the flowers ever consented."
"Why is it called a ""network of computers streaming Disney movies to cows"" and not ""Moo-LAN"""
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"
"People say that asparagus makes your pee smell but its also true that your pee makes asparagus smell"
"Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."