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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people have white palms? (NSFW) Because everybody needs a little good in them. *Found in my Spanish text book in 6th grade... kids man"

"I like my dates like I like my women... ...across the street and unaware that I'm watching!"

"Think I've got the Windows 7 ADVANCED edition. It automatically created "".dust"" files in my e-book folder."

"Chuck Norris does not ""style"" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."

"BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie."

"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"

"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."

"Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take."

"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"

"Ted Cruz is going to be in a movie Dummy Does Dallas"