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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean."

"At first I didn't like my beard.. But now it's starting to grow on me."

"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."

"Confused.com adverts They're kinda confusing"

"Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment."

"Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage."

"My friend told me he was going to live underground. I said to gopher it"

"I joked at school drop off that the white stuff on my kid was powdered sugar, not cocaine, but I took it too far by rubbing some on my gums."

"Holiday tip: remember, you only have a few days left to drop out of people's lives to avoid buying gifts. You're welcome."

"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... It runs in our jeans."