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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump hate pre shredded cheese? He wants to make America grate again."

"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"

"!false It's funny because it's true"

"How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead? No, seriously. How could they tell?"

"Being old is like being in prison... It hurts to bend over."

"Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!"

"How do you mess with a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."

"A book fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame."

"What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch? Patio Furniture."

"Never marry a girl whose mother's name is Hope.... because 'Hope' never dies."