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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"

"Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee fiance but she had her reservations."

"Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible? It was out of tuna..."

"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."

"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!"

"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my chest"

"What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night? ""It's Raining Men"""

"Anal sex is like a big red button with ""do not push"" on it... You know you shouldn't, butt fuck it."

"If I were a millionaire, I'd probably sign up Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow for a movie called, 'Salt' & 'Pepper'."

"So a guy with a ""Baby on Board"" sticker on his back glass, backed out of a parking spot and directly into my car.. Apparently that dick had a problem with pulling out."