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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."

"I can't believe that those two are still together after all that shit..."

"How's it going? ""I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye."

"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."

"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""

"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming. Its like she's never seen a penis before."

"Pokemon Go down south. I've never been happier to live in the Bible Belt."

"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."

"Is it okay to kiss a nun? Sure, a long as you don't get in the habit."