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Joke of the Day

"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."

"What do you call a vaping vegan? A steamed vegetable"

"As a cop, I can't play PokemonGo... So I play Pokemon blacks: Gotta catch Jamal."

"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."

"What is a polygon? A dead parrot."

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"My British friend asked me, ""Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?"" I told him, ""Dude, we literally drive on the right side."""

"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then I realized I was beating a dead horse..."

"What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions? A crime fighter."

"What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison? A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)"