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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a gay dyslexic? a dyxlixic"
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"I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out."
"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."
"Why do women have legs for? To not leave a snail trail behind them."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, I had to dump her because she kept seeing guys on the side."
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"There's so much nudity on TV these days, it makes me so angry. I just sit there, shaking my fist."
"I needed to go to the toilet but we were out of toilet roll So I pissed in the sink"
"A man walks into a therapist's office, looking for closure..."