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Joke of the Day
"There's so much nudity on TV these days, it makes me so angry. I just sit there, shaking my fist."
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"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"
"An elephant and a camel are chatting at a party The elephant asks ""Why do you have your tits on your back?"" ""YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DICK IS IN THEIR FACE THAT'S A REALLY STUPID QUESTION!"""
"What's the difference between a hooker and your wife? You pay the hooker and she does what you want. And you pay your wife and she does what she wants."
"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."
"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."
"Why is it called a Mango? Because Mancome wasn't selling"
"Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife.Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan."
"FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA."