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Joke of the Day

"Why do women have legs for? To not leave a snail trail behind them."

"I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl."

"A city is only really home when you stop being mystified by its public transport system and instead are just constantly angry at it."

"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."

"The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so."

"What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!"

"Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.. ""Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.."""

"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."

"Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor"

"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."