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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs for? To not leave a snail trail behind them."
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"What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!"
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."
"Why do black people have white palms? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."
"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."
"Joke... What did you expect? A man asks his wife: Why don't you get upset when I yell at you? Wife: I clean the toilet. Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. :-)"
"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""
"We would have discovered the cure for cancer by now if we rewarded, recognized and respected our scientists just as much as we do our sportsmen and celebrities."
"If your Uncle Jack was on an Elephant.... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the Elephant?"
"Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol."