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Joke of the Day
"Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool"
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"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"*job interview* ""So this yearbook isn't your resume?"" ""No. I'm not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE's."""
"The periodic table has expanded and the additions were rather heavy. There's no more room for any more elephants."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A stego-sore-ass"
"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"
"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""
"There are two types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common? They both used to be on top gear."
"I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car."