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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control? Grandparents."
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"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"
"M$ forever! [oneliner] The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner."
"The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10"
"Dont eat yourself A woman: She is eating dinner and she accidentally bites her lip. A man: Your not suppose to eat yourself. The woman: Well that's your job"
"There was a knock in my door ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Get out, I didn't call police, I called whores"" ""Your neighbors called us"" ""Let them fuck you then"""
"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"
"This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?"
"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"
"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable."""