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Joke of the Day

"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?"

"What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? ""Oops! King Kong ring wrong."""

"James Bond is the type of top secret spy who announces who he is, then shoots everyone and sets off a bomb while doing absolutely no spying."

"SCIENCE: If you have another person posing with you in your twitter avatar, 100% of the time you're the uglier one."

"Most people think it is perfectly okay to recharge a battery. I think it's revolting."

"3 1/2 Inches is the avg size a woman needs to be happy. MasterCard, Visa, American Express, ect..."

"Doctor Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!"

"The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder."

"Wife: Why the hell did you buy a buffalo? Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it."

"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"