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Joke of the Day
"I thought we had the right to bear arms but when I got them I was arrested for animal abuse"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim? A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off."
"Why is Batman undefeatable? Because he was coached by Liam Neeson."
"Which bees produce milk? ...The boo-bees!"
"What does America and my Milk have in common? Both will go bad in 9 days."
"{at fancy restaurant} Waiter: *pulls out chair* Me: ""Don't make this weird, dude."""
"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"
"Favorite lame DAD joke"
"Mum I found Dad Haven't I told you to stop making holes in the garden?"
"Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep"