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Joke of the Day
"Embarrassed Shopper I get so embarrassed grocery shopping when I see the Salad Dressing"
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"I went up to a sexy girl in a bar. I said, ""Would you like to come back to my place?"" ""I think you should ask my boyfriend first."" she smiled. I said, ""No thanks. I'm not gay."""
"911 The American police have said they will never forget 9/11. Pretty hard too, I would think, considering it's your phone number!"
"Screamed in horror as I woke to find two severed horse heads in my bed, but then laughed remembering I hadn't removed the one from yesterday"
"Watching a Kristin Stewart movie. She's being CHASED by ppl who want her DEAD. The CHEESE STICK I'm holding has a more frightened expression"
"Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a murder mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit."
"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"
"I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing."
"Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!"
"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."