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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."
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"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."
"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain"
"Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt."
"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."
"""You haven't listened to a word I've said."" Strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."
"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? (NSFW) I can't jelly my cock down your mothers throat..."
"My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, ""Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"""