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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust."
Next Joke
"I'm at my sexiest when I'm at a stoplight and a teenage boy is checking me out then suddenly realizes his horrific mistake."
"Anti-jokes: here are three of my favorite ones. Uno, eins, ichi"
"My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)"
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything."
"What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people."
"What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music? Rock and Heavy Metal"
"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."
"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""
"Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home"