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Joke of the Day
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."
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"Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) Crimes2) Accidents 3) MarriagesNeed I say more?"
"Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!"
"[lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you're supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone"
"If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady."
"Superman can save the world but Clark Kent"
"I'm not into anything ""weird"", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF."
"Lying through your teeth doesn't count as flossing"
"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."
"Law Students Why are law students known for drinking? They are getting ready for the Bar exam."