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Joke of the Day
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."
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"Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching."
"I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter."
"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."
"Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin"
"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"
"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"
"Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing."
"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"
"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"