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Joke of the Day
"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep Repaired I'll show myself out."
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"[prison riot] me: here comes the tickle monster!! [gets stabbed 100 times]"
"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"
"Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas? When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter."
"Water fountains are great for when I want to know what your building tastes like."
"Saw that Poland just won the country's first gold metal.... they were so happy, they had it bronzed!"
"I dropped my cat in the bathtub once... It was the only time i got a pussy wet."
"Two penguins are taking a bath together... ... One penguin asks the other penguin, ""Hey, could you pass the soap?"" and the other one says, ""Whah do I wook wike, a typewhita??"""
"How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle"
"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Row row row your boat"