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Joke of the Day
"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"
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"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"
"Reddit admins once ate a whole Pizza Hut."
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