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Joke of the Day

"Two penguins are taking a bath together... ... One penguin asks the other penguin, ""Hey, could you pass the soap?"" and the other one says, ""Whah do I wook wike, a typewhita??"""

"I bought a time machine. I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore."

"It's bad when you accidentally tell a 9 year-old child, ""Stay in drugs, don't do school"" in a serious tone."

"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."

"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"

"What do you call it when people line up well? High queue-ality."

"What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens? Caesar salad"

"A sadist and a masochist... ....are looking for pleasure. The masochist says, ""Hurt me"". The sadist says, ""No""."

"Women's Rights"

"Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer. Time to update my display to 4K."